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How-To: Suck Less at Tinder

After much hemming and hawing, I finally joined the “social networking,” AKA laziest dating app ever, Tinder. And since I’ve been on it for about 48 hours, I’m basically an expert. Check out this fancy...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

I write today still recovering from the past weekend’s shenanigans and prepping for what’s coming in the days ahead. So just bear with me: Tinder: Well, duh. Even though I’ve already mastered it — and...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

I don’t know if it’s the above-50 temps or the fact that beer is back in my life, but I’m in a great mood, you guys! Actually, I think it’s that I get to see my FL family and friends this weekend,...

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I’m fresh off a long weekend away in Maryland and anxiously awaiting the start of SUMMER FRIDAYS and another long weekend in Florida. Jealous much? It’s OK … I kinda hate me, too. Ocean City, Md.: My...

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I’m feeling much better after a week of illness and some reeeal ugly cries, you guys. It absolutely helps that my cousins are in town for the week to visit — allowing me just enough time for these...

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We’re almost halfway through 2014, people. Can you believe it? I thought summer days were supposed to be long and lazy, but I was apparently mistaken. Cousins Take Over!: 2 of my cousins from Florida...

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I stayed home sick from work today, which means I’m now wired because I slept off the intense nausea I had throughout the night. TMI? Didn’t think so. So what else is there to do when bedridden all...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

Lately, I’ve been in a glass case of emotion. But before you judge, here are four very good reasons why I’m on an emotional roller coaster: Weird Al’s “Word Crimes”: Finally, a song to teach all the...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

These next few months are sure to be a whirlwind of packing and planning, so I’m gonna try to keep my head on straight as best as I can. Some tricks to help with just that:  Long Beach: I spent this...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

I feel like all I can ever say lately is, “I’m tired.” Between crazy projects at work and crazy fun social events, I’m just run down and in need of Wittyburg time. Until I (ever?) learn how to relax,...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

Maybe it’s the influx of new parents on my FB stalker feed. Maybe it’s missing my niece something fierce. Maybe it’s just that I have finally found a soft spot for (some) children. Whatever the reason,...

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Well friends, I’m visiting San Fran this weekend to find an apartment! I’m excited and anxious and hope to find something in a flash. It’ll all work out in the end, I know, but here’s what I’m focused...

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We’re just a few weeks away from Halloween, which means I will inevitably over-commit and obsessively plan a costume. Before I completely blow a gasket, let’s enjoy these little guys: Venmo: This app...

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It’s that special time of year when families gather to feast, feud and frolic to the store for 1/2 off sweaters. Don’t you just love it? Magz Is Here: My favorite mom arrived last Friday and is here...

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You know it’s been a crazy couple of weeks at work when you have recurring dreams … about work. The only way to combat such nonsense? Let’s start with these four highlights:   “The Great Gatsby”:...

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While most of SF is recovering from its annual shitshow, Outside Lands, I’m recovering from my own shot nerves, lack of sleep and downright refusal to sit still. Let’s focus for the next few minutes,...

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WO: Weekly Obsessions

Summer, as most people know it, is over. It’s time for back to school, final family vacations, and the holiday will be here in no time. Lucky for us in San Francisco, summer weather is just about to...

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September is always a month that kicks my ass. Between five birthdays in the family, the anniversary of my dad’s death, and whatever else life throws at me, I can’t seem to keep my head above water....

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Do you feel that chill in the air? That’s because it’s the most wonderful time of the year! From the World Series and the throes of football seasons to a New York trip and HALLOWEENIE coming up, you...

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11/11: Make a wish! Or, you could consider one of these more productive ideas ;)   Veterans’ Day: I say it every year, but today is just one opportunity of many to thank the servicemen and women who...

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